A bidet cleans you better
than paper alone ever did.
Wiping your butt is weird. And gross.
A bidet is not—It's weird not to have one.
America, meet normal. Choose your bidet.
Bidet Attachments & Accessories
Spray Cool Water Bidet Attachment
Everything you need in a single bidet—twist, spray, done.
Spray Master Bundle
The bidet cleans. The TP dries. The fragrance is the last witness.
Spray Starter Bundle
Hapbidets cool water bidet | 1x fragrances | 2x rolls of bamboo toilet paper
Afterspray Bathroom Fragrance | 2oz
So the person going in after you doesn't have to hold their nose.
Bamboo Toilet Paper
For people who actually spray clean with a bidet first.
Live Installation Video Chat
Install your bidet with confidence via video chat with Kevin from Hapbidets.
Spark Warm Water Bidet Attachment
A warm water bidet with adjustable temperature control
Spark Master Bundle
The bidet cleans. The TP dries. The fragrance is the last witness.
Spark Starter Bundle
Hapbidets cool + warm water bidet | 1x fragrances | 2x rolls of bamboo toilet paper
"Why the hell did I wait so long?"
— Everyone who ever gets a bidet
"Your product is way better than Tushy and less expensive. Easy install, easy to keep clean. Thank you!"
"Fantastic! The customer service is top notch, Kevin rules!"
"I never thought I’d be the kind of person who writes a review for a bidet, yet here we are."
"This is the best bidet I have ever used!"
Paper Smears, Bidet Clears.
A bidet totally changes toilet paper's job.
With a bidet, toilet paper becomes the thing you dry with. It becomes the thing you use a whole lot less of.
Between the two of us, we get 2+ weeks out of a single roll of Afterspray Bamboo TP when paired with a bidet. We used to use about 5x as much toilet paper overall.
Before + After
Before Hapbidets
~5 rolls
every month
More wiping. More money.
VS
After Hapbidets
1 roll
could last 2+ weeks
Clean with water. Dry with less.
