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Spray Master Bidet Bundle

Everything you need to finally poop like an adult with a cool water bidet.
  • Cool water bidet
  • 4-pack of bamboo toilet paper
  • Two Afterspray bathroom fragrances
  • Save when bundled + Free Shipping

You know it's time to stop wiping your butt and flushing forests down the toilet.

The bidet gets you clean. Because it sprays your butt with water instead of wiping it with paper.

The bamboo toilet paper gets you dry. Bamboo isn't a tree—it's a grass that grows back from its own roots after harvest.

The bathroom fragrance eliminates the evidence for the person coming in after you so you can walk out with your dignity intact.

Your Bundle Includes:

1x Bidet Attachment
1x Bidet Attachment
2x Fragrance Sprays
2x Fragrance Sprays
4x Rolls of Bamboo Toilet Paper
4x Rolls of Bamboo Toilet Paper

Bundle Total

$135.00

What's in the Spray Master Bundle

The bidet gets you clean.

The bamboo toilet paper gets you dry.

The bathroom fragrance eliminates the evidence for the person coming in after you.

Two fragrances of your choice—get rid of the evidence before the next person comes in.

A cool water Spray bidet so you can quit wiping your butt like a caveman and start cleaning it like an adult.

Four rolls of bamboo toilet paper made from grass—not old-growth forests!

What's in the Spray Master Bundle

America, quit wiping your butt. Get bidet'd.

Paper Smears, Water Clears
Spraying Beats Wiping
Get Happy with Hapbidets
Hop to It, America