Hapbidets Ambassador Program
Help America stop wiping like cavemen.
We’re scouting creators who can make hygiene hilarious—and actually convert people to the way of water.
No follower minimum. If you can tell a good story and you’re not allergic to the truth about toilet paper, apply.
How this works
We keep it simple. Make good content. Help people switch to water. Get rewarded.
Apply
Tell us who you are, what you make, and where your people hang out.
Get set up
If it’s a fit, we’ll send product + a simple brief + a trackable link.
Create + earn
Post content that feels like you. Earn commission when your audience converts.
Who we’re looking for
You don’t need a million followers. You need a point of view, a real audience, and the ability to make people feel something.
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You have a voiceComedy, wellness, parenting, lifestyle—doesn’t matter. If your audience trusts you, we care.
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You can show, not just tellWe want real demos, real reactions, and content that actually teaches people the new normal.
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You’re not preciousIf the word “butthole” ruins your day, this probably isn’t your lane.
You don’t need a massive following. You do need taste, clarity, and the ability to make people feel something.
Apply to be a Hapbidets Ambassador
Fill this out. If it’s a fit, we’ll reach out with next steps.
Questions? Email hello@hapbidets.com.
